It's a Brand New Day
To say that this has been a rough week would be a huge understatement. First, my "no-talent" NXT Pro Vickie Guerrero fires me from NXT because she can't deal with the fact that I'm twice her size and not the least bit intimidated by her. I mean, did you see how she humiliated Kaitlyn on national TV last night? This is nothing against Kaitlyn...I think she's adorable, but EXCUSE ME...if Vickie had pulled that stunt with me, she would have found herself flat on her back, under my boot. Kaitlyn, you deserve better than some washed up middle-aged "Pro" who's been resting on her laurels for about the past 20 years or so.
Next, I find out that maybe the "real" reason I was fired was because of some ridiculous lingerie photo shoot I did when I was 18. Um, EXCUSE ME, but if what I did was so unforgivable then can someone please explain why my "favorite" person, VG, has a (censored) nude photo shoot posted on the WWE.com website? As if that weren't enough, new rumors subsequently popped up on various blogs that I was fired because I was "too green" for TV or didn't have enough experience in the ring. I can't wait to find out what the next rumor will be. I feel like I'm watching myself on the Truman Show, LOL!
Anyway, I'm not here to complain. I'm actually here to thank all my fans and supporters for having my back this past week. I want all of you to know that unlike Vickie Guerrero, I'm not sitting on the couch eating potato chips and watching Days of Our Lives. In fact, I've hired a new personal trainer and I have my first session tomorrow. I may be off NXT, but I intend to use this time to get even bigger and stronger and sculpt my 6'9" body into a veritable work of art. I'll be sure to post video of my training session, you can all see how hard I'm working for you, my loyal fans. Mark my words...I WILL be back and when I return, Vickie Guerrero, you better pack your bags and run for the hills. And Beth Phoenix, honey...I've got you in my sights as well. Every time you look in your rear view mirror, that's me you see coming up behind you. And yes, I stole that line from Mad Men :-)
--Aloisia
4 Comments
Seriously?!
My roommates and I are hardcore WWE fans. We just watched a bunch of nXt3 we'd recorded and were thinking you were bound to show up. Thought the whole 'firing' thing was just a build-up. By the third episode we were fast forwarding. The only thing worthwhile about that show is hearing Michael Cole make fun of it. You were the ONLY reason we were willing to watch an hour long Diva competition. To any other fan that wants to see her in the ring LEAVE A POST! Business is Business. And the Diva division needs a boost. They only have LayCool. Good Luck!
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you are the best glad you are coming to wwe
Aloisia Rocks
i loveeeee kaitlyn but i definately wish it wasnt you she replaced. you belong in the wwe. youre something different. something to shake up the divas division. and thats something thats been need for a very long time. i dont care what anyone says. youre a beautiful giant. just keep being you and youll be dominating on raw or smackdown soon. youre from tampa, thats not too far. and im not scared of being rejected. but can i have a kiss? lol
brand new day
i wanted to write to you and tell you i totally agreed with everything you said. when i heard you werent going to be on NXT, that took my whole reason for watching it away. i know you would have completely dominated everyone on that show. as for vickie, youre right. where do they get off having her as a "pro"? ive seen her in the ring and it is ridiculous. i know if you were given the chance you would have had some kick ass matches with Beth Phoenix. that would have been awesome to see. I hope you do come back to WWE someday and scare the life out of Miss "Excuse Me!"